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אדם בא לחנות חיות ואומר למוכר שהוא רוצה לקנות תוכי
הוא שואל את המוכר:"כמה התוכי הזה עולה ?"
המוכר עונה לו:"5,000"
הקונה שואל:"למה כל כך יקר?"
המוכר עונה לו:"כל מילה שהתוכי ישמע ממך הוא יגיד אותה"
האיש קונה את התוכי וכעבור שבוע חוזר וצועק על המוכר:
"שקרת לי , דיברתי אליו כל השבוע והוא לא הוציא מילה מהפה!"
אף אחד לא שקר איך זה יתכן?

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4,540.3203 kB
Benchmark	Min	Max	Average	Total
"blog/ariel124836/5942" (1)	0.047148 s	0.047148 s	0.047148 s	0.047148 s
4,550.0469 kB	4,550.0469 kB	4,550.0469 kB	4,550.0469 kB

Requests

0.046872 s

4,540.3203 kB

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"blog/ariel124836/5942" (1)

0.047148 s

4,550.0469 kB

Kohana	0.001480 s
78.4219 kB
Benchmark	Min	Max	Average	Total
find_file (112)	0.000004 s	0.000048 s	0.000013 s	0.001480 s
0.4922 kB	2.4922 kB	0.7002 kB	78.4219 kB

Kohana

0.001480 s

78.4219 kB

Benchmark

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Total

find_file (112)

0.000004 s

0.000048 s

0.000013 s

0.001480 s

0.4922 kB

2.4922 kB

0.7002 kB

78.4219 kB

Database (default)	0.014449 s
86.2734 kB
Benchmark	Min	Max	Average	Total
SELECT `users`.`id` FROM `users` WHERE `username` = 'ariel124836' LIMIT 1 (1)	0.000342 s	0.000342 s	0.000342 s	0.000342 s
2.2031 kB	2.2031 kB	2.2031 kB	2.2031 kB
SELECT `users`.`id`, `users`.`username`, `users`.`email`, `users`.`display_name`, `users_profile`.`title`, `users_profile`.`description`, `users`.`avatar`, `users_profile`.`youtube`, `users`.`points`, `users_profile`.`gender`, `users_profile`.`age`, `users_profile`.`bg`, `users_profile`.`font_weight`, `users_profile`.`font_color`, `users_profile`.`profile_frame`, `users_profile`.`website`, `users`.`last_login`, `users_pictures`.`picture` FROM `users` LEFT JOIN `users_profile` ON (`users`.`id` = `users_profile`.`mid`) LEFT JOIN `users_pictures` ON (`users`.`id` = `users_pictures`.`mid`) WHERE `users`.`id` = '61902' LIMIT 1 (2)	0.000250 s	0.000485 s	0.000367 s	0.000735 s
6.3594 kB	6.4609 kB	6.4102 kB	12.8203 kB
SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `users_friends` (1)	0.000488 s	0.000488 s	0.000488 s	0.000488 s
4.4141 kB	4.4141 kB	4.4141 kB	4.4141 kB
SELECT DISTINCT `id`, `display_name`, `avatar`, `username` FROM `users_friends` LEFT JOIN `users` ON (`users_friends`.`fid` = `users`.`id`) WHERE `users_friends`.`mid` = '61902' AND `users_friends`.`status` = 'approved' (2)	0.000394 s	0.000604 s	0.000499 s	0.000998 s
3.0469 kB	3.0469 kB	3.0469 kB	6.0938 kB
SELECT * FROM `users_blogs` WHERE `users_blogs`.`blog_id` = '5942' AND `users_blogs`.`active` = 1 (1)	0.000204 s	0.000204 s	0.000204 s	0.000204 s
5.7031 kB	5.7031 kB	5.7031 kB	5.7031 kB
SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `comments` (2)	0.000378 s	0.000402 s	0.000390 s	0.000780 s
4.5781 kB	4.5938 kB	4.5859 kB	9.1719 kB
SELECT * FROM `users_blogs_comments` LEFT JOIN `users` ON (`mid` = `users`.`id`) WHERE `blog_id` = '5942' AND `good_comment` = 0 ORDER BY `bcomment_id` DESC (1)	0.000202 s	0.000202 s	0.000202 s	0.000202 s
9.2891 kB	9.2891 kB	9.2891 kB	9.2891 kB
SELECT `quests_users`.`quest_id`, `quests`.`icon_name`, `quests`.`name` FROM `quests_users` LEFT JOIN `quests` ON (`quests_users`.`quest_id` = `quests`.`id`) WHERE `user_id` = '61902' AND `quest_passed` = 1 LIMIT 18 (1)	0.000181 s	0.000181 s	0.000181 s	0.000181 s
2.6406 kB	2.6406 kB	2.6406 kB	2.6406 kB
SELECT * FROM `files` LEFT JOIN `favorites` ON (`files`.`file_id` = `favorites`.`file_id`) WHERE `favorites`.`user_id` IN ('75197', '144298', '156701', '159626', '410888') LIMIT 12 (1)	0.000515 s	0.000515 s	0.000515 s	0.000515 s
20.6563 kB	20.6563 kB	20.6563 kB	20.6563 kB
SELECT `users_blogs`.`blog_id`, `users_blogs`.`title`, `users_blogs`.`views`, `users_blogs`.`added` FROM `users_blogs` WHERE `users_blogs`.`mid` = '61902' LIMIT 3 (1)	0.000177 s	0.000177 s	0.000177 s	0.000177 s
3.0000 kB	3.0000 kB	3.0000 kB	3.0000 kB
SELECT `trophy`, COUNT(`trophy`) AS `total_trophy` FROM `trophys_user_messages` WHERE `user` = '61902' GROUP BY `trophy` HAVING `total_trophy` >= 0 (1)	0.009345 s	0.009345 s	0.009345 s	0.009345 s
2.3984 kB	2.3984 kB	2.3984 kB	2.3984 kB
SELECT COUNT(`quest_passed`) AS `total_trophy` FROM `quests_users` WHERE `user_id` = '61902' GROUP BY `quest_passed` HAVING `total_trophy` >= 0 (1)	0.000281 s	0.000281 s	0.000281 s	0.000281 s
2.1797 kB	2.1797 kB	2.1797 kB	2.1797 kB
SELECT * FROM `categories_new` ORDER BY `position` ASC (1)	0.000201 s	0.000201 s	0.000201 s	0.000201 s
5.7031 kB	5.7031 kB	5.7031 kB	5.7031 kB

Database (default)

0.014449 s

86.2734 kB

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SELECT `users`.`id` FROM `users` WHERE `username` = 'ariel124836' LIMIT 1 (1)

0.000342 s

2.2031 kB

SELECT `users`.`id`, `users`.`username`, `users`.`email`, `users`.`display_name`, `users_profile`.`title`, `users_profile`.`description`, `users`.`avatar`, `users_profile`.`youtube`, `users`.`points`, `users_profile`.`gender`, `users_profile`.`age`, `users_profile`.`bg`, `users_profile`.`font_weight`, `users_profile`.`font_color`, `users_profile`.`profile_frame`, `users_profile`.`website`, `users`.`last_login`, `users_pictures`.`picture` FROM `users` LEFT JOIN `users_profile` ON (`users`.`id` = `users_profile`.`mid`) LEFT JOIN `users_pictures` ON (`users`.`id` = `users_pictures`.`mid`) WHERE `users`.`id` = '61902' LIMIT 1 (2)

0.000250 s

0.000485 s

0.000367 s

0.000735 s

6.3594 kB

6.4609 kB

6.4102 kB

12.8203 kB

SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `users_friends` (1)

0.000488 s

4.4141 kB

SELECT DISTINCT `id`, `display_name`, `avatar`, `username` FROM `users_friends` LEFT JOIN `users` ON (`users_friends`.`fid` = `users`.`id`) WHERE `users_friends`.`mid` = '61902' AND `users_friends`.`status` = 'approved' (2)

0.000394 s

0.000604 s

0.000499 s

0.000998 s

3.0469 kB

6.0938 kB

SELECT * FROM `users_blogs` WHERE `users_blogs`.`blog_id` = '5942' AND `users_blogs`.`active` = 1 (1)

0.000204 s

5.7031 kB

SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `comments` (2)

0.000378 s

0.000402 s

0.000390 s

0.000780 s

4.5781 kB

4.5938 kB

4.5859 kB

9.1719 kB

SELECT * FROM `users_blogs_comments` LEFT JOIN `users` ON (`mid` = `users`.`id`) WHERE `blog_id` = '5942' AND `good_comment` = 0 ORDER BY `bcomment_id` DESC (1)

0.000202 s

9.2891 kB

SELECT `quests_users`.`quest_id`, `quests`.`icon_name`, `quests`.`name` FROM `quests_users` LEFT JOIN `quests` ON (`quests_users`.`quest_id` = `quests`.`id`) WHERE `user_id` = '61902' AND `quest_passed` = 1 LIMIT 18 (1)

0.000181 s

2.6406 kB

SELECT * FROM `files` LEFT JOIN `favorites` ON (`files`.`file_id` = `favorites`.`file_id`) WHERE `favorites`.`user_id` IN ('75197', '144298', '156701', '159626', '410888') LIMIT 12 (1)

0.000515 s

20.6563 kB

SELECT `users_blogs`.`blog_id`, `users_blogs`.`title`, `users_blogs`.`views`, `users_blogs`.`added` FROM `users_blogs` WHERE `users_blogs`.`mid` = '61902' LIMIT 3 (1)

0.000177 s

3.0000 kB

SELECT `trophy`, COUNT(`trophy`) AS `total_trophy` FROM `trophys_user_messages` WHERE `user` = '61902' GROUP BY `trophy` HAVING `total_trophy` >= 0 (1)

0.009345 s

2.3984 kB

SELECT COUNT(`quest_passed`) AS `total_trophy` FROM `quests_users` WHERE `user_id` = '61902' GROUP BY `quest_passed` HAVING `total_trophy` >= 0 (1)

0.000281 s

2.1797 kB

SELECT * FROM `categories_new` ORDER BY `position` ASC (1)

0.000201 s

5.7031 kB

Application Execution (401)	0.032007 s	0.365287 s	0.069444 s	0.053349 s
4,311.7266 kB	5,515.9531 kB	5,311.7255 kB	5,479.8203 kB

Application Execution (401)

0.032007 s

0.365287 s

0.069444 s

0.053349 s

4,311.7266 kB

5,515.9531 kB

5,311.7255 kB

5,479.8203 kB